Exhale, inhale
Pulse steady, blood level normal
Wipe off the sweat
Not mine, Her Majesty's
Almost there
Push, harder, push
Not a son l pray
lt's a princess
A princess to Your Majesty
Her Majesty & Her Royal Highness are fine
At long last, l have a daughter
Proclaim the news to the whole nation
A Princess is borne unto us
Bad news
Master Physician
Your Majesty
What? She stinks?
How's my daughter?
Her Royal Body odor has caused a fainting epidemic
The mid-wife, 2 wet nurses, 3 chambermaids & 5 guards
have been the first victims
plus 15 suspected cases of infection
Master Physician, what can be done?
The Royal Hospital Authority diagnosed
Her Royal Highness' case as
Severe Atypical Reeking Syndrome
Causing excessive emission of body odor
Most acute in early morning and at night
But please be assured
that there's no risk to her life
Assured?
How can l show her around?
Aren't there any medical remedies?
Regrettably, not yet
However, the RHA is committed
to finding a cure. Hopefully, soon
How soon? Will she stink for long?
Your Majesty, l have a modest proposal
A temporary media blockade is desirable
in the interests of Royal lmage
l too have a humble suggestion
Put HRH under quarantine and observation
Your Majesty, l have a contingency plan
Out with it
May l suggest
we put on
protective masks, to prevent infection
My Little Precious.
Your Majesty
When will you find a cure?
The physicians of the RHA
are toiling night and day
Devoting every minute, every second
All right, that's enough
Let the Princess move into Lakeside Residence
She is not to trespass its boundaries
Henceforth, there'll be no court celebrations
Violation is punishable by death
Listen to me, Your Majesty
Not another word
Your Majesty
Dude
Hey Dude
How time flies. The Princess has grown up
lt's time to find her a mate
That's easier said than done
But why?
She's a princess
The jewel in our crown
But she stinks
No man could put up with it
He who defies us will be executed
Men would rather die than marry her
lf she finds a true love
He will not mind
Very well, let's not worry too much
We'll find a match for her
Your Royal Highness
Her Majesty is matchmaking for you
Your Royal Highness
Her Majesty is matchmaking for you
Don't run so fast
You have to make yourself presentable
Don't run so fast
Look out, Your Highness
Don't rush
Your Royal Highness
Enough of this. Let's go
Wait, Your Highness
How pretty you are
Simply lovely
A bit more shape for the eyebrows
Bring her more dresses to choose
And that red one. Yes, that's it
Help Her Highness put this on
lt's so smelly
The scarf
Hurry
Now we're ready. Don't rush
l've to go
May l present: Her Royal Highness
So, isn't my daughter beautiful?
What a stench
You don't want to get out of here?
l...
l can't swim, but
l'd rather die than give in
Your Majesty, l have a suggestion
We have to face the reality
Make known Her Highness' malady to the world
Then invite experts to the capital
to try to find a miracle cure
Whoever succeeds will be rewarded
with the Princess' hand in marriage
What do you think, Your Majesty?
Well, do l have any choice?
How fragrant
Come and have a sniff
This smell wonderful
lt smells great. So?
lt's mace
Hurry up. l want water lily
Master Zhou loves this scent
Says l'm like a water lily fairy
He's booking me for the whole night
No problem
You want the scent of water lily?
So?
Oh it's so fragrant
Yes. Have a sniff
lt smells terrific
Oh no, l have something to tell you
Yesterday, l ate this fruit from Malaya
Called ''Golden Pillow'' or something
My breath still smells
Sniff this. How can l entertain my clients?
Relax
Open your mouth
What's this?
My homegrown mint leaves
lt's good stuff. C'mon
Chew it slowly. lt'll take away the smell
How refreshing
l like you
We all like you
So who's willing to marry me?
Marry you? Don't be silly
Shum Mong-kai
Gardener, you're fooling around again
Go get the flowers through the backdoor
All right
Must get down to business
Want me to slash your salary?
Of course not. l'll go at once
Get ready. l say go
No use regretting when l marry the princess
Let's wait and see
The Emperor has a skunk for a daughter
No wonder she has never shown her face
How come she stinks?
l wonder how much she stinks
Whoever cures her will become Royal Consort
l'm back
Jasmine Orange, did you miss me?
Why not a word from you?
Thunderhead, You've grown a bit today
Must have drunk lots of water
Swallowtail Butterfly, what's up?
What a scent. You temptress
You naughty so-and-so
Well? Butt-face
Everyone's neglecting you?
Who wants to come near such a skunk
lt doesn't matter. You are useful
l'll take good care of you
One day, l'll take you all to the palace
Good fellows and men of special powers
You 6 have made the last round of tests
Whoever can deodorize those three objects
will attend the Princess' group consultation
Me first
My turn
Allow me
Abracadabra
Your Majesty, he passed the test
Your Majesty, he too passed
There are two remaining candidates
Dr. Sung, and this young man
Wait a moment
The princess is a royal gem
How can you let some lowly creature
try out his crack medicine on HRH?
And may l ask your credentials?
l attended the Royal Academy of Medicine
with a lineage of court physicians
that even cured the late King's fatal illness
l've won the Golden Syringe and other awards
Like the grand prize from Persia
Doctor of the Century from Gargantua
A faultless pedigree indeed
What about yours?
l am of humble descent
Nor have l won any awards
But l have a nose for smells
l believe aromatherapy will work
What nonsense
l have been Master Physician for decades
l've never heard of it
You come out of nowhere. A mere commoner
How can Her Highness be entrusted to you?
Palace Attendants. Yes
Kick him out
Wait
This is not fair
All right
Give him a chance
But Your Majesty, a low-born cad
For all your credentials, you haven't
found a cure for over a decade
What's there to boast about?
Yes, Your Majesty
You have 3 months to find a cure
Thank you, Your Majesty
Thank you for giving me a chance
Go find a stinker to be our guinea pig
Heung, take these two as well
Heung
He's calling after you
l'm coming
You smell so nice
But you are so...
So...
Sorry, l tripped
My name is Heung
You didn't hurt yourself, did you?
Why are you avoiding me?
No, l'm shielding you
l meant to lift you up. l prop you up
Have l crushed you?
l'm fine
Young squire, your name is?
Shum Mong-kai
That means ''Dream Brook''. How elegant
One day, you'll achieve great eminence
Thank you
These three gentlemen are?
They are my good friends
lntroduce yourself
l am Big Fish
l am Small Fish
l'm Fishy
Do you want to buy fish?
We have halibut, carp, pomfret
And more
No, l didn't come to buy fish
l came here to find people...
to undergo some experiments
Experiments?
Us? Experiments?
Right. Experiments?
What is it for?
To test my new invention
How was it? Feel good?
Wait
Did it work?
Yes
How was it?
Not bad
lt was even better for me
How are you? Hey, wake up
Are you all right?
lt was a failure
Didn't earn a penny after all the work
lt's outrageous. All we got was a weed
We don't smell
What did he do to us?
Some kind of attitude
Giving me a mushroom after all the fuss
At least that's better than a weed
Tell me, what's this weed for?
Where's the boatman? He was here just now
Let me be your test subject for free
Say that again
Be a test subject for free
l also smell foul
l know
You can tell?
Oh no, that's not what l mean
That fishy smell clinging to my skirt
Of course
l slaughter fish everyday
Thank you
lt's a deal
What tests shall we do?
The five incense aromatherapy
lt only takes two hours
How is it?
lt's failed again
lt's nothing. Let's try again.
But you...
Hurry up
l'll go get ready
The celestial fragrance bubble bath
Have a soak here, then here, then here
Two hours in each, alright?
l'll come and check on you later
What's become of you?
Doesn't it work?
Again, it's failed
l'm fine. Let's try again
This scented cloth wrap really works
Voil?
How long will it take?
6 hours
Heung
So did it work?
You still stink
How are you?
You're back
What's the matter?
lt wasn't a treatment, you're just a guinea pig
Look, you look terrible
What good can such a scum be up to?
He's shabby, and probably an idiot
Don't fool around with him
He can do it
You're incredible
lncredible? ls she well?
How's it going?
Smoothly
l've replaced all the herbs and spices
He'll never make the right potion
l can't let him succeed
Otherwise, my job is on the line
lf l get ousted, you have no chance either
l understand, Master
How's your research going?
l have deployed more staff
Please be assured
ln this contest, we're sure to...
Look, what a lovely water lily
lt's so fresh. Sniff it
What fragrance
Here you go. Thank you
Flowers
Last time, l must have failed because
there wasn't enough sweet pea and lemon grass
This time, l've added orchid, bauhinia
sweet basil, greenwood and white sandalwood
lt'll definitely work
Why is that girl so smelly?
What smell?
l'm a fishmonger
Slaughtering fish makes me stink
Go sell fish over at your Smelly River
What are you doing here?
Well
You...
Forget it
You...
Don't get angry
You...
Let's go
Let's go buy some more spices
Over there
Let's go
What do you smell?
Follow me
Hurry up. This is it
So you could smell the food
You must be hungry. Let's go in
Young lady, you can't come in
Why not?
She
How dare you
Forget it. Let's eat somewhere else
Let me tell you
Forget it. Let's go somewhere else
You be careful
C'mon, let's go
How come the smell changed
Maybe it's gone off
Really?
l'll pick some fresh ones tomorrow
Come along with me
All right
lt's getting dark. l must go
See you tomorrow
Goodbye. Goodbye
Come back
Are you alright?
lt's pouring. How can you get home?
Why not spend the night here?
Tomorrow, we'll go up the mountain anyway
No, l must go home at night
What do you want for dinner?
Are you cold?
Yes
Shark's fin & abalone will do nicely
Poached duck, cabbage in consomme
with cured ham sprinkled on top
Nothing fancy for dessert, just swallow's nest
Look, l'm just going to have some greens
You can wash the rice
l don't know how
l'll cut the fish.
l can remove the scales and gizzards in 3 fast flicks
No thanks
l can do it in a flash
Thanks, but no thanks
Then, l'll go sit outside
l'll sleep here, you sleep over there
lt's getting late. Goodnight. Goodnight
Goodnight. Goodnight
What do you want?
Got cramps on my neck, l want a pillow
Goodnight
You sleep with your smelly clothes on?
Because...
l'm used to it
Goodnight
And those shoes as well?
They're a set
l'm used to this whole apparel
You have strange habits
Not really
Don't get any wrong ideas. Goodnight
You smell wonderful tonight
Actually, l think about you a lot
Do you know that?
The first time l set eyes on you
l fancied you
You're not exactly ravishing
But l like your figure
Especially those two petals up there
Forget it. You can't hear me
Let's go to sleep
Goodnight
There's a legend to this mountain
What legend?
On 15th February, day of the Flower Festival
A pair of floral spirits would
descend from the mountain, to instil
certain flowers with the sweetest scent
Young lovers who catch a whiff
will fall in love with each other
Many must be after the scent
Yes, but they must keep a mask on
until they smell the scent
So it's determined by fate
How romantic
Take off your clothes quickly
Why so soon?
Aren't you hot?
Not at all
Why keep your stinking clothes on?
You may start ''experimenting'' anytime now
So l came prepared
Thanks for all that effort
However, if you take them off
You'd smell great
What?
lt's raining. Let's run for cover
This way
Hurry
What shall we do?
Did you mean what you said last night?
What did l say?
Yuck. What a smell
You stepped on dog turd?
l have an upset stomach and poohed
You what?
Where are you going?
l'm back
How come it's like this?
Swallowtail
Thunderhead
Heung...
Heung
Haven't you humiliated me enough?
l don't understand
My home's been wrecked
My pots and plants and everything else
have been smashed to bits
So what? l didn't do it
My friends have all died
l just want to talk to someone
What you said didn't count
l won't help you anymore
What have l said?
Why didn't you avoid me?
You're the one avoiding me
Yes, l am avoiding you
Don't come near me
Or l'll push you into the river
Heung
Heung...
Open up
l just want a sympathetic ear
Why throw such a tantrum?
You're being unreasonable
You have no compassion
Watch out. Why give me that look?
Jasmine Orange, Thunderhead...
you guys died a miserable death
Pour the wine
You hold this
Let me pin this flower for you
Come, let me help you
What are you doing?
You're plucking my flowers rudely
Don't you know it hurts them?
What a load of gibberish
Flowers can feel pain?
He said they could
Flowers have life too
lt's like twisting one's limbs
Rascal, l warn you
l'll pluck whatever l feel
Which limb shall l break off?
What are you doing?
How dare you interfere with me?
Let's go back for a drink
l'm exhausted
l found it
Heung
What do you want?
l must find Heung
You've come for Heung again.
Haven't you tormented her enough?
No. Listen to me
This time, l found the best spice
to distill the perfect deodorizing perfume
Have faith in me
That's enough. What odor?
We don't have any body odor
Smells. What smell?
Go slaughter the fish. lt stinks
This stench is deadly
You're the stinker
Me? You stinking bitch
Why be so vicious?
What kind of service is this? l'm going
See if l care. Here, have it for free
Make soup with it
How can l help you?
Thank you, Heung. You're relenting
Can't you find some younger ones?
Sure. Let's go
How about more mature?
So demanding. l'll do my best
Kai, we're here
You always help us out
lt's our turn to help you back
Thank you
Don't mention it
Yes, no problem
Sorry for your troubles
Shall we split into groups?
You three in a group
Three in a group
You girls
You four in a group
Don't trip if your zodiac is dragon, horse or sheep
Snakes and rats can follow Baldie
Get ready
Go
Almost set
Start work
Thank you
That night, you looked different from usual
How different?
You turned into someone else
Then, you were like a jasmine flower
Now, you're like a pot of swampweed
Swampweed? What's that?
Stinking weed
Have you ever been clubbered by a clog?
What?
What kind of guy are you?
Give it back to me
Don't run away
Give it back
My perfume
Don't run away
You're inhuman to use live pigs for experiments
Look who's talking? You use live humans
But l don't hurt my subject like you do
lt's my mission to locate the smelling acupoint
l'll do anything to cure the Princess
You
That's why you trashed the place
And smashed my bottle of perfume
Would l stoop so low?
l'm from a distinguished family of physicians
Look at my medal
And have you seen this before?
To tell you the truth
l'm not even competing with you
l'm just racing against time
to find the acupoint as quickly as l can
To proof my theory of human pressure points
is the most comprehensive and advanced
You idiot. You
What sound is that?
l'm backed by the Royal Hospital Authority
How are you going to beat me?
So what if l'm humble-born?
What's the big deal about lineage?
Does that give you privileges?
That means you can push people around?
l'm from a lowly background
Yet, stinking weeds have their uses too
Why get people to bully me?
l'll never give up. l'll cure the Princess
What if she'll still have you, cure or no cure?
Will you accept her?
l got some new sweat for you
Thank you
You haven't answered me yet
You can't bear her odor
Whatever it takes
Even if l have to lose my nose
l'll turn her into Princess Fragrance
What if you fail?
lmpossible. The aromatherapy will work
Really?
Definitely
To me, the Princess is always fragrant
l'm sure you'll succeed
l think l smell an unique scent
Maybe it's female sweat sample l gave you
No, l don't think so
Don't despair. Just try again
Let me sing you a song
You know how to sing?
Spring is harbinger of my amorous message
Whose heart beats more than my cheek blushes?
Pity you only treat me as your second best
Despite such luminous beauty in the moonlight
A lonely swallow among the moon and flowers
Who's singing in spring's smiling embrace?
Yet, you let my kiss fall on the hard floor
Only Heaven can make you see the light
The full moon shines near and far
Lovebirds frolick in the water
The moon high above is incandescent
Our love needs no trial
l'm here waiting for you
Let's soar to heaven, then delve underground
Such a romantic ambience. Why horse around?
The moon
Look
lt's especially bright tonight. How beautiful
Let's try
Try what?
How is it? lt works
The foot
lt really smells amazing
How about it?
Try some more
lt's so fragrant
l never have to be a stinking man again
Girls won't run away from me anymore
l made it. l finally made it
lf we spray this on the Princess
lt will cover up her body odor
lt's not a once-and-for-all solution
But at least it's an innovation
Why not try this on Heung first
Me?
There's no need. lt's been tried on you
No. We must try it on you
Otherwise how can we tell
if it works on women or not
Come on. Try it
l can't. Why not?
l have serious skin allergy
l get a rash from other women's sweat
lt makes me dizzy and lose consciousness
That's why it's out of the question
l've never heard of such a malady
l have an idea. There's one person
you can test it on
Who?
There is a court minister
whose wife is afflicted by
inexplicable outbursts of smelly farts
Why not go to her?
Harder
lt's for the kitchen
The kitchen
Nobody should be able to see me
Just now, the royal chef told me
the farting lady lives over there
So what do we do next?
When she goes to the lavatory, we'll be up there
Yeah, but when will she go?
Don't worry
l already ''spiced up'' her food a little
ln less than an hour, she'll go
Well done
Why is it raining?
Master Physician?
We made it
But it still stinks
Looks like our perfume only works on men
lt has no effect on women
How could her husband hug and fondle her?
He must have a problem
How could he stand it?
What on earth are you doing?
Testing to see if men's sweat
could be used to make women's perfume
ls men's perfume different from women's?
Sometimes
Don't overdo it. Have a cup of tea
Thank you
Your nose is bleeding
lt's nothing. l must keep going
lf you sniff harder, you'll have no nose left
Give it back to me. No l won't
l must cure the Princess
l'm not giving it back to you
What Princess? You've never met her
ls she worth such sacrifice?
Why don't you give up?
She embodies my dreams
Without her, they cannot be fulfilled
Aromatherapy can never gain acceptance
And l'll be a nobody, with no future
Forever looked down by others, you know?
Please give it back
l don't want you to lose your nose
Give it back to me
First, wipe the blood from your nose
Don't you have dreams?
Dreams?
My dream is to have
a Princess on a white stallion
come up to me to say:
''l want to marry you.''
That doesn't mean you like her
l can move into her palace
and live in the lap of luxury
lt'll be like a bed of roses
What about you?
l too wish to marry a Princess
So l'll have money to start my business
What kind of business?
Selling knives
Knives?
Does career mean that much to men?
Don't you have any dreams?
lt may be hard to believe
Go on. Yes, tell us
l want to work at the brothel
You want to be a prostitute?
Why not? l get hugs and kisses all day
We can make your dream come true
Heung
Heung, kissie, kissie
So, how's it going?
l've already ruined his nose
His nose?
His sense of smell will be destroyed
How can he invent a deodorant if he can't
even distinguish between scent or stench?
How about your research?
l'm getting there
How close are you?
Just one more injection
Ready?
Ready
Excuse me
May l ask
why you gather up flowers to bury them?
When people die, they receive a burial
My best friends have died. So they must be buried
l see
You have a great appreciation for flowers
Yet, why haven't you planted any?
They're to be admired by all, not kept at home
l see
Please enlighten me on one thing
You're welcome. Go ahead
Which is the world's most fragrant flower?
White peony in spring; white waterlily in summer;
white hibiscus in autumn; white plum blossom in winter
These are the most fragrant flowers
lf you water them with the purest water
their scents will linger forever
Now, we have to hike up to see the flowers
The Cold Fragrance Pill?
Take all four white flowers
mix them with the purest water
and make a Cold Fragrance Pill
To cure, not cover her body odor
Each of these flowers is seasonal
What is the purest water?
The four seasons? l know
Rain, dew, hoar frost and snow
Which must be gathered seasonally
lt's hard to find that quickly in the capital
Unless...
Unless what?
There must be huge differences
in climates around the world
lf you go round all corners of the land
maybe you find them all
No matter how hard, l'll try
lt's dangerous to travel so far
How about we...
You
How about we hire you a bodyguard?
A bodyguard?
Take care, and take this with you
Take these steamed buns
And these. They'll come in handy
Thank you
Let's have a word together
We know how you feel deep down
That fool is meat on the block
Deflower him when chance comes
You have some strange ideas
What's so strange about them?
lt's not right to do that
Though she's your bodyguard, look after her
You know what?
Heung narrowly escaped death
Don't let her come to any harm, or else
lt's snowing
lt's beautiful
You know each other? No we don't
Let's go
Stay where you are
Leave your valuables behind
Hand them over
That's it? Just some worthless junk
What's hanging around your waist?
You can't have that
Fine. Leave the girl with us
No. She too is very important to me
Make up your mind
Which is more important to you?
They are both...
Shut up. l'll stay
You go. They can't do anything to me
No way
Either we stay, or we leave together
Have you finished talking?
She's the most important thing to me
l'm the most important thing to her
But neither of us are staying behind
Look over there
Let's run
Don't go. Stay where you are
Dude. Yes
Catch
You stinking bitch. Get her
Don't come near me
Come here
Run
Hurry
Master
Good news. No need to make trouble anymore
We're the winners for sure
Why so sure?
l found the acupoint
Has it been tested?
lt's been successfully tested
l've done the Royal Hospital Authority proud
My place is waiting for you
Master, we can't wait any longer
Please hurry. l can't hold out anymore
Master, don't you need this?
ls it necessary?
The herbal medicine is ready for drinking
You'll feel better afterwards
Careful, it's hot
How come l can't smell the medicine?
You've caught a cold
Your nose is blocked. How can you smell?
ls it hot? Give it to me
No way. We're running out of time
l must invent the pill, or it'll be too late
But you're not feeling well
Don't force yourself
Take a rest first
No, there's no time
l'll do it if you teach me
l suppose l could
Go get my notebook
Just follow what's written there
The one on the table?
That's right. You have a rest
Formula for Cold Fragrance Pill
Last night, we
Don't worry
Honestly
However, you must cure the Princess
Otherwise, l'll hate you forever
Didn't you say that's your dream?
You will succeed for sure
Let's go. The Princess is our top priority
After you've married her
don't forget us
Don't worry. l tend your flowers
l want to hug you before l go
Take care
l told you he has no heart
Let's go back. We stink real bad
The fish market is where we belong
Be good. Let's go back
Let's go back. Let's go
No one will mind our smell there
The 3-month deadline has arrived
Have you invented a deodorizing formula?
Your Majesty
l have located the pressure point
to apply the right acupuncture treatment
Great. Begin right away
Yes, Your Majesty
l can't smell my body odor anymore
Your Majesty
You...
Didn't you say you could cure her?
How come she still stinks?
To tell the truth, the pressure point
l found did not affect body odor
but governed our sense of smell
lf one was willing to sacrifice oneself
one could give up the faculty of smelling
Then no offensive odor could bother one
Just now, Her Highness received the treatment
So she cannot smell her own body odor
You
What did you say?
Just issue a royal decree for the treatment
to be administered in the entire kingdom
Then nobody can smell Her Highness' odor
This is ridiculous
You put the cart before the horse
You have no cure, so you sacrifice my subjects
Your Majesty
Palace Attendants. Your Majesty, it really works
Take him away, and exile him
Listen to me. lt really works
Never to return
lt just requires a small sacrifice
lt's such a small sacrifice
Absolutely ridiculous
Kai, how's your research?
Your Majesty
This Cold Fragrance Pill is extracted from
white peony, white waterlily, white hibiscus and white plum blossom
mixed with droplets distilled from rain, dew
hoar frost and snow
lt detoxifies and deodorizes
Please let Her Royal Highness try it
Just a minute
How can you take medicine so rashly?
What if anything happens to the Princess?
l'll put my life on the line
Your life is not worth a penny
You are a nobody. An illiterate cad
Who can trust your prescriptions?
Aromatherapy is not conventional medicine
How can you explain it?
Through intuition
lntuition?
Yes
White peony evokes elegance
White waterlily evokes purity
White hibiscus evokes coolness
White plum blossom evokes finesse
All these qualities are absorbed
into the pill
Taking it can remove the toxins
cleanse the body, producing scents
that pass through the pores
What complete nonsense
There is no basis for aromatherapy
How dare you?
Smell this handkerchief, Master Physician
His Majesty dropped it on the stairway
What do you want?
Tell him how it smells
Yes, Your Majesty
lt's the Dragon Scent
The royal scent of kings
You liar
lt's what l wiped my bum with
when l went to the lavatory
And you say it smells fragrant?
Your Majesty
he said it's a royal handkerchief
l didn't want to offend Your Majesty
by saying it stank
Actually, it really stinks
You're lying again
l was just testing you
This is just an ordinary, clean
handkerchief, untouched by anyone
You can't distinguish between smells
You have no sense of smell at all
That's why you reject aromatherapy
That's why you keep thwarting me
You...
You are accusing me falsely
Well then, can you smell anything?
l...
Let the Princess take this pill
Her Highness has lost her odor
Yes, she smells lovely
Kai
Your treatment has indeed worked wonders
No, your aromatherapy works wonders
At last, my daughter is presentable
l decree:
A royal banquet will be held tonight
to celebrate this miracle
Kai, well done
You'll be Royal Consort, as promised
Thank you, Your Majesty
Master Physician
l'll resign, and retire to the country
That's an appropriate decision
Come, Kai. Another toast
Thank you, Your Majesty
Let's drink to our hearts' content
We haven't seen such conviviality for ages
Yes, what a joyful occasion
Since everybody is in high spirits
Let's present Her Highness to the court
l've waited so long for this day
Palace Attendants
Send for the Princess
How comes it's so smelly?
Go check where it's coming from
Yes, Your Majesty
lt's Her Highness
The smells came from Her Highness
How come?
l'll have you executed
Your Majesty
l know why
One vital ingredient is missing
from the miracle pill
Please give me one more day to fix it
lf l fail, you can rip me to shreds
Heung
How come you're back so quickly?
Come here. Sit down first
Cry
Pardon me?
l need your tears. Hurry up and cry
You silly thing. What for?
There's a scented element in your tears
Wait a minute
The night your tears fell on my stinking weed
its stench was gone
l thought my plant was ailing
l wondered what scent l smelled that night
and realized it came from your tears
l'll add them to the pill
The chemical reaction will create
the most human, emotional, and lasting scent
So hurry up and weep
How l can cry for no reason?
You know you're absolutely useless
A girl who can't even wash rice
Or do any housework
You can't clean out the garbage or dust
Can you be considered a woman?
l can't help it. Nobody ever taught me
Anyway, it won't kill me
Besides, l just watered your plants
How else can l make you cry?
l know. Slap me
l might cry if you do
l'll be fine. Heung, no
That's enough
Look, l'm perfectly fine
l've wanted to say this for a while
But l kept it to myself
l felt reluctant to say it
What is it? Tell me
Actually
l always knew that the odor
doesn't come from the fish, but from you
You try to cover up with smelly clothes
Your breath, your body, your feet smell
Even your hair has a nauseous stench
Not only that. Enough. That's enough
Please don't say anymore
Heung. Go away
Haven't you finished?
Sure, l stink like hell
l was born smelly
As a kid, my family locked me up
They all wore protective masks
l thought they were sick
Then one day, l sneaked out
to play with other kids
When they saw me
they called me a skunk, and ran away
No one ever played with me again
No one ever chatted with me
No one to chat to when l'm happy
No one to share my pain
Just me, all by myself
When l grew up, my mother
tried to match-make for me
But soon as the suitors smelled me
they all ran a mile
Even at this age, l've never felt
what it's like to be hugged
Then one day, l tried to kill myself
l found myself in the fish market
There, no one can smell my odor
l was delighted
There, l could feel at home
Eventually, l even became friends
with three fishmongers who saved me
Let's go back. We stink so bad
The fish market is where we belong
Let's go back
We were birds of the same feather
ls that enough?
Take this to her. Or you'll die
Thanks for your tears
l'll come back to see you
Master Physician
All along, you knew Dr. Sung
has located the odorous acupoint
Why didn't you let him cure you?
Heung
Where's Heung?
Heung?
She's gone to the Flower Festival
Flower Festival?
What do you want?
Excuse me
The flowers there smell heavenly
A fine romance may be waiting for you
No. l came to find odor, not scent
l've been selfish, thinking about myself,
and not caring about your feelings
l thought dreams were more important
l wanted my dreams to come true
l longed to marry a Princess
so that my inventions could be known
But now, l'd rather give up my dreams
l don't care for fame anymore
l'd rather have odor
l love the one who sacrificed all for me
Even if this pill doesn't cure you
l'll be by your side forever
Even if this is a romance that stinks
l still pray it'll reek for a million years
On your knees
What have you got to say for yourself?
l confess l've failed
You can rip me to shreds
Good
But before l die, l wish
to repent my sin before Her Highness
Your wish is granted
My invention has failed to cleanse Your Highness' odor
My crime is unpardonable
The Princess is getting married
Thank you. Thank you
Your Highness. Big Fish. Small Fish
Heung, over here
Stop
They're here
You look ravishing
Let's go back together
Go? Where?
To my place. Great
Let's go
We can have a great time tonight
THE END
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